Smart mommies always wear a helmet. Sometimes it helps to cover up a bad hair day leaving it no worse than it was before. Besides, bad hair is a sign of intelligence. Look at Einstein!
Mommies also wear jeans that are too big and too short and are very unflattering.
But our horses don't care about any of this fashion stuff. They just chew and smack their lips because they know they did such a good job packing you around with very little effort.